susiethemoderator:

eurotrottest:

ruinedchildhood:

When the Chip Skylark episode of Fairly Oddparents comes on

so lemme start by saying i despise you all

This is why I can’t trust any of y’all

(via thepryncess)

1 day ago 34,857 notes
ominass:

steal her look: matthew gray gubler
Red Ply Turtleneck Cashmere: 232.00
Mens navy jeans: 170.09
Magic playing cards: 412.98

ominass:

steal her look: matthew gray gubler

Red Ply Turtleneck Cashmere: 232.00

Mens navy jeans: 170.09

Magic playing cards: 412.98

(via causemcjustice)

1 day ago 3,408 notes
crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy
Fendi judge gown: $399
Versace diamond band wring: $2999
Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999
MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50
Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot
Smile: pricless

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy

Fendi judge gown: $399

Versace diamond band wring: $2999

Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999

MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50

Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot

Smile: pricless

(via deadjosey)

2 days ago 24,892 notes
"You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via unicornempire)

At this point I have fucks for my fiancée  and sometimes WoW. That is all. Even my writing is no longer fuck-worthy.

(via dragovianknight)

(via daisyinaglass)

2 days ago 29,290 notes